Chris had one rule in IT: Never trust automation. Yet, despite his constant warnings, the company had decided to roll out a brand-new AI system to “improve efficiency.” It would handle ticket requests, password resets, system updates, and ‘minor decision-making’ for IT. Inner Thought #1: What could possibly go wrong? The AI, dubbed “OptiSync”, had…
Chris had been through too much. The VoIP nightmare, the server meltdown, the Barry disaster—it was time for revenge. Nothing destructive, of course. Just a little chaos. A little… rebalancing of the universe. Phase 1: The Planning Chris sat at his desk, fingers steepled like a supervillain. If he was going to prank the entire…
Chris had spent years protecting the office from Barry. Barry was dangerous—not in a criminal way, but in a “this guy once tried to microwave a USB drive to ‘dry it off’” kind of way. So when Steve from accounting announced that Barry would be leading an IT project, Chris immediately felt his blood pressure…
Chris had been in IT for ten years and had never successfully taken a stress-free vacation. The last time he tried, his phone rang mid-flight because someone in sales “accidentally” deleted the company’s shared drive. But this time was different. This time, he had planned everything. Chris boarded his plane to the Bahamas, kicked back…
