Week 7 – “James’ Lightning Safety Seminar”

It was supposed to be educational. It became legendary. Monday – The Spark of an Idea After two weeks of near-death experiences, scorched routers, and printers channeling the spirit of Zeus, James decided the problem wasn’t the clients. “It’s us, people. We’re not educating the public.” Drew groaned audibly. “Please don’t do this.” Too late….

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Week 5 – “Josh Rewires the Office”

Or: How One Guy, One Tutorial, and Unlimited Confidence Almost Fried the Breakroom Monday – The Initiative Following the Week 4 lightning disaster, Mike issued a simple command: “Protect everything. I don’t want to smell melting plastic again.” James translated this into a whiteboard decree: “OPERATION SURGE THE EARTH!” Drew, of course, had a calm,…

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