Week 13 – “Patch Tuesday Massacre”
One patch cycle. Unlimited suffering. Monday – The Calm Before the Updates The week started deceptively quiet. Phones rang at a manageable pace. Drew even dared to sip his coffee slowly.Then Microsoft announced: “Critical Security Rollup for All the Things.” James froze mid-sip.Josh whispered: “What if… we just don’t patch?”Minh silently downloaded all updates, stacked…
