Tuesday Morning – Lights, Camera, Misfire
James strutted in with a ring light and a selfie stick.
“Tech Talk Tuesdays is LIVE, people!”
Drew muttered: “What does that mean?”
James uploaded the stream directly to LinkedIn.
Topic: “Why Surge Protectors Are Sexy.”
10 Minutes In:
- PowerPoint crashes
- He starts pantomiming lightning with forks
- Yusuf sips tea, unbothered
- Josh runs around adjusting camera angles
Frank just walks out
James plugs in a fake outlet and screams, “BZZZ! UNPROTECTED!”
The toaster in the breakroom sparks.
Everyone claps.
Post-Show:
James signs off with a jingle:
“Tune in next week—don’t get zapped!”
Views: 38
Comments: “Is this satire?” “Why is he yelling?” “Please stop.”
Mike emails Drew:
“What… was that?”
Drew:
“It’s Tuesday.”
Mike:
“You’re in charge now.”